So Take That are back. Not in my sphere but I appreicate the legions of fans. I wonder if the fans are so in love with them that they are ignoring the fact that they all look very weird.

3 of them look like woodland tramps wih unkempt locks and half an excuse for a beard and then there is Gary Barlow, strangely out of balance visually but the one with the most talent.

Caught them on the Royal Variety Show last night [remember how that use to be peak viewing on a Sunday night? Now it's tucked away in the week with Jonathan Ross as the compere????]. They looked so weird doing dance routines which are centuries old. It did not look graceful or sexy.

Patience is a good, well crafted song though - that's about as positive as I can get.